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aries:
short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus:
stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini:
intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer:
over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo:
melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo:
creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra:
ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio:
intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius:
honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn:
organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius:
extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces:
sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
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